It's all spinning wheels and self-doubt until the first pot of coffee.

The Bluetooth Ghost

There's a guy here in our office building who wanders around endlessly talking on a Bluetooth headset. He does this all day long and in a variety of locales—including while standing at the urinal in our floor's shared restroom. But, I've never actually seen him interact with people in real proximity to him: He just sort of paces and drifts around like some sort of between-worlds spirit. Sometimes I wonder if he might not just be more comfortable doing this sort of thing at home, or while feeding the birds in a nice park somewhere...

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