Litany against meetings, courtesy of purl
Speaking of Infobots:
<deusx> litany against meetings? <purl> "I must not attend meetings. Meetings are the mind killer. Meetings re the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my meeting. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the wasted time has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain."