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Self Knows Self

I sat at a bus stop a few blocks from my old apartment, waiting. I’d fended off a handful of half-hearted self-assassination attempts along the way, a manifold practical manifestation of the doubts I felt toward what I was about to do. Soon enough, at around ten after nine, I came walking briskly down the sidewalk. [...]

BooBooUndo

NEW ! The BooBooUndo Button, just $19949.99 from Cronotron Industries! They said time travel was impossible, but they never met us! The BooBooUndo Button generates up to 15 closed timelike loops, each offering you a quick and easy way to violate causality and get a second crack at your day. Just push the green button to drop [...]