December 3, 2008 – 10:10 pm
He had no words to describe what was happening to him. More accurately, he had nothing in his possession from which words could be conjured.
In point of fact, he possessed nothing but himself—though admittedly, his self-definition was a tenuous thing, more a collection of potentials than solid fact.
Still, of his own existence he was firmly [...]
December 3, 2008 – 10:09 pm
The hiveminded, phosphorescent lichen are conspiring with the mechanized saurans in low earth orbit. They share a common conception of the color blue, at odds with the occluded vision of the mad pachiderms.
They plan to bombard the elephants’ capital city in India with M&M-shaped tofu blobs–an acceleration of 9.8 meters per second per second from [...]
December 3, 2008 – 10:09 pm
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One hundred vapor trails and more struck upward that day, all around the world, [...]
December 3, 2008 – 10:09 pm
“What the hell were you thinking?”
The machine was silent, offering only a slightly energetic twinkling of blinkenlights across its diagnostic panel as evidence that the question had been heard.
“Well,” the operator sighed, “I’m waiting. Explain yourself.”
“You’re quite impatient for a human. Did you know that?”
“Yes, I’m well aware of my own psychological parameters. Stop evading [...]
December 3, 2008 – 10:08 pm
They wanted his pinky finger at customs.
At first, he’d thought maybe they just wanted a print or a blood sample. But then, he’d seen what happened to the tentacle of the sapient in line ahead of him: It walked away with a fresh blue-weeping stump, the tip excised by the eye-blink swipe of a sterile [...]
December 3, 2008 – 10:08 pm
I sat at a bus stop a few blocks from my old apartment, waiting. I’d fended off a handful of half-hearted self-assassination attempts along the way, a manifold practical manifestation of the doubts I felt toward what I was about to do.
Soon enough, at around ten after nine, I came walking briskly down the sidewalk. [...]
December 3, 2008 – 10:07 pm
The pair boosted forward into the asteroid’s single inset airlock, pulling a cargo sled behind them. It eased into the habitat’s half-gee field, dropping to bump once against the floor plating before settling into a hover.
“Shit, careful with that!” Jim warbled, his comm voice all square-waved. “They won’t take any if a single one is [...]
December 3, 2008 – 10:06 pm
He remembered how he’d tossed a crust of sandwich to a lone seagull, one summer long ago.
The poor thing had just been on the losing end of a gang-fight with other seagulls, who’d chased and weaved and battered until it gave up the morsel of trash it had claimed. The new morsel he’d tossed seemed [...]
December 3, 2008 – 10:05 pm
The bridge shuttered and rocked, crew members clinging to their consoles. Behind the Weapons Officer, a conduit suddenly vented steam and showered sparks. Over the din, he cried, “Quantum reflectors down to 70 percent! Particle projectors offline!”
The Captain growled in frustration and pounded his armrest. “Hailing protocols! Get that thing on the horn!”
Another shock wave [...]
December 3, 2008 – 10:05 pm
In anguish, he stared at the surface of the picnic table. Just the day before, this table had been far from perfect. Its surface had been a medley of crisscrossed scratches and flaked paint – a cacophony of glyphs and declarations made by a few decades’ worth of visitation by weather and human hands. But [...]