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BooBooUndo

December 3, 2008 – 10:00 pm

NEW ! The BooBooUndo Button, just $19949.99 from Cronotron Industries! They said time travel was impossible, but they never met us! The BooBooUndo Button generates up to 15 closed timelike loops, each offering you a quick and easy way to violate causality and get a second crack at your day. Just push the green button to drop [...]

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Just Us Until the End

December 3, 2008 – 9:57 pm

Fender thumb-keyed a message into his phone, spelled out with angular, multi-branched glyphs. Roughly translated from the Gum’Bndian it read: “Rich multi-sensory entertainment opportunity identified on planet surface. Unique to this system. Defer sterilization project to facilitate opportunity discovery phase.” Hoping he’d gotten the Gum’Bnd organizational command jargon right, he jabbed the transmit option and silently prayed [...]

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