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BooBooUndo

December 3, 2008 – 10:00 pm

NEW ! The BooBooUndo Button, just $19949.99 from Cronotron Industries! They said time travel was impossible, but they never met us! The BooBooUndo Button generates up to 15 closed timelike loops, each offering you a quick and easy way to violate causality and get a second crack at your day. Just push the green button to drop [...]

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Stolen Artifact, Part II

December 3, 2008 – 9:54 pm

“Hey, you! Stop!” A whistle sounded down the sidewalk, behind the robber. A uniformed Public Safety officer had rounded the corner, took in the scene, and started running toward Gary and his assailant. The kid bolted, pushing past Gary and toppling him onto his ass. A few seconds behind, the officer stopped short as he reached [...]

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Stolen Artifact

December 3, 2008 – 9:54 pm

“Gimme the gadget, geek,” said the thug, rhythmically slapping a crowbar against his palm. Stopping with some effort, Gary huffed under the weight of the cylindrical thing he cradled across both his arms. It thrummed ominously, a deep bass note suffusing through the air around them both. “Man, just let me go,” said Gary, once he’d managed [...]

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