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Offworld Weirdos

December 3, 2008 – 10:06 pm

“You know those things over there are pretty much perverts, right?” “How do you figure?” “Well, for starters, that one on the left was hitting on you.” “Uhm, is that why it kept poking me in the ear when we were at the counter?” “That’s sort of the Z’arlgagh equivalent of a pickup line.” “Oh God, I think my bagel’s [...]

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Waste not, Want not

December 3, 2008 – 10:03 pm

Mana from Heaven it was, almost literally. We woke one day to a strange rain, flaming meteorites the size of cars streaking down to blast craters out of fields, streets, and houses. Thousands of them fell over the course of a month, and thousands died from the impacts. About four weeks after it had started, it was [...]

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